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Q: Are you in pain?
A: Tell me. I'm your painkiller.
Q: My mother and you fell into the river. Who do you think I will save?
A: I will save my mother. Then I will die with you.
Q: Are u idiot?
A: Yes,i am
Q: Are you a sea lion ?
A: Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight
Q: What?s the sexiest planet?
A: Uranus
Q: Are you nothing?
A: Cause i have something to fill you up
Q: Are you hurt?
A: Because you are a fallen angel to me
Q: Ouch!
A: I think I just fell for you
Q: recommend me some American hot boys
A: HELL YESSS I'M GONNA HELP YOU TO FIND YOUR RICH AND CUTE PRINCE CHARM
Q: How long is ur dick
A: 30cm
Q: Do you know that you cannot breath while smiling?
A: I just want to see you smile.
Q: What does wo ai ni means?
A: I love you.
Q: Do you like to go mamak?
A: Cuz I'm teh(ter)-tarik dengan you
Q: wanna learn about the seven planets?baby
A: (after she replies I thought there were eight)not until I destroy uranus
Q: wanna learn about the seven planets?baby
A: (after she replies I thought there were eight)not until I destroy uranus